Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
EVELYN WAUGHPunctuality is the virtue of the bored.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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