I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
EVELYN WAUGHFor in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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