I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
EVELYN WAUGHConversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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