I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
EVELYN WAUGHI’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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