All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
EVELYN WAUGHInstead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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