Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
EVELYN WAUGHHer heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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