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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.

Ellen DeGeneres

Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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Decision Lines People
I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.
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Comment Energy Want
I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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Clicks Somebody Special Want
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
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Happiness Key Keys Realizing
No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
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Cruz Pens Perfect
I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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Aunt Children Discipline
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
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Car Room Rooms Tiny
So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
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Hug Killers Serial Killer
If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
ELLEN DEGENERES

Saying Thank Weird
I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
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Fitness Gym Health
I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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Animal Care Rights
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
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Called Dust Something Thinking Wipe
True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
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Eye Hair Inspiring Related Women
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
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Challenges Important True Yourself
I was raised in an atmosphere of ‘everything’s fine.’ But as I got older, I was like, ‘Well no, everything’s not fine. There is stuff that’s sad.’ I am a really sensitive person. I think I am too sensitive sometimes.
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Atmosphere Person Sensitive Thinking
Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
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Fake People Reality Years

If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.

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