People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
ELLEN DEGENERESYeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
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I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.
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For some reason, we can’t just enjoy somebody else’s success. Somehow, that’s going to affect us. If they have more, then I have less – and I don’t know why.
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I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal – because I’m not hiding anything from them.
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My hair is always at its best in New York. I don’t know what’s in the water. It could be mousse.
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What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
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We’re told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?
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Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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In the 80’s we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they’d have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.
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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.
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I would love for the world to be happier.
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I didn’t go to college at all, any college, and I’m not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
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I don’t think I remember my first memory.
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Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
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We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn’t ringing. There wasn’t one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn’t work in Hollywood again.
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I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.
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Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
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I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it’s perfect or not.
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