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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.

Ellen DeGeneres

I didn’t go to college at all, any college, and I’m not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.
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College Funny Humor
You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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Dresses Funny Humor
Penguins mate for life. Which doesn’t really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It’s not like they’re gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.
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Looks Penguins Surprise
I don’t pay attention to the number of birthdays. It’s weird when I say I’m 53. It just is crazy that I’m 53. I think I’m very immature. I feel like a kid. That’s why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can’t do certain things anymore – like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
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Birthday Crazy Happy Kids
It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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Cucumbers Juice Source Water
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
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Called Dust Something Thinking Wipe
I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
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Bored New Things Trying
Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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Moving Procrastination Way
My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They’re people who are actually interesting and they’re doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people.
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Dream Interesting Talking
I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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Basketball Doors Perfume Spray
My hair is always at its best in New York. I don’t know what’s in the water. It could be mousse.
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Country Hair People Water
There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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Knows Things Change
It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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Bigs Differences Positive Stay
I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It’s not easy to find those people all the time, but they’re out there.
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Believe Honest People
I admire people who know they can’t sing. There are so many people out there who can’t sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot.
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Admire People Thinking
There is something about TM. It is the only time I have that stillness… It gives me this peaceful feeling-I just love it so much.
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Feelings Giving Peaceful

Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.

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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.

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