Dan: ‘Ah, well, I hope this didn’t have anything to do with me.’ Ellen: ‘No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.
ELLEN DEGENERESAbove all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
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I have an amazing team, I have amazing producers, I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
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Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. “Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?” “Yes, I have all those things! I’m alive!”
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I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
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I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.
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Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.
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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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