I would love for the world to be happier.
ELLEN DEGENERESOne rough patch is not the big picture.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being… me.
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I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
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Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.
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So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
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I don’t really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.
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My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?… Noooo… as funny as that is, I’m not
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. “Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?” “Yes, I have all those things! I’m alive!”
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I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They’re people who are actually interesting and they’re doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people.
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Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don’t even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don’t seem to have time now.
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I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I’m going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
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No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
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I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
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