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If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.

Ellen DeGeneres

We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, ‘I have a problem with procrastination, too.’ I said ‘Really?… Get my sandwich.’
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Lunch Procrastination Talking
You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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Dresses Funny Humor
I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
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Goes On Saws Vegan
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
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Challenges Important True Yourself
What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
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Come Down Tops Tubes
It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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Cucumbers Juice Source Water
Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.
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Party Sorry Wall
Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
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Beauty Between Numbers Size
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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Day Enjoy Growing Mistake
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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Funny Life Procrastination
I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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Cute Funny Hilarious
Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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Eye Inspirational Inspiring
I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal – because I’m not hiding anything from them.
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Careers Fans Supportive
So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn’t with all the layers… I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says ‘open here.’ Is that sarcasm?
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Government Mean Sarcasm
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
ELLEN DEGENERES

Moving Spring Want
There is something about TM. It is the only time I have that stillness… It gives me this peaceful feeling-I just love it so much.
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Feelings Giving Peaceful

If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.

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