I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
ELLEN DEGENERESIf you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
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Come on, if you don’t win tonight it doesn’t mean you’re not a good person, it just means you’re not a good actor.
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You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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Above all, I strive to be the best I can – to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.
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True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
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I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.
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I don’t think I remember my first memory.
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We’re told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?
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I don’t pay attention to the number of birthdays. It’s weird when I say I’m 53. It just is crazy that I’m 53. I think I’m very immature. I feel like a kid. That’s why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can’t do certain things anymore – like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
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It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair.
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
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