I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
ELLEN DEGENERESIf you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
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Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.
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I don’t consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
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I was raised in an atmosphere of ‘everything’s fine.’ But as I got older, I was like, ‘Well no, everything’s not fine. There is stuff that’s sad.’ I am a really sensitive person. I think I am too sensitive sometimes.
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Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
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I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn’t with all the layers… I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says ‘open here.’ Is that sarcasm?
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. “Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?” “Yes, I have all those things! I’m alive!”
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Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.
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