All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. “Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?” “Yes, I have all those things! I’m alive!”
ELLEN DEGENERESIt’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.
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I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
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I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I’m about to take a bite of something.
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?… Noooo… as funny as that is, I’m not
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Emote. It’s okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.
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Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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It’s hard when paparazzi are photographing every single thing you do. I’m sure a lot of people made mistakes – they just were not documented the way they are now.
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The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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