I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
ELLEN DEGENERESI don’t consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
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What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’
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When there’s time for whistling, there’s a lot of time on a show.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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One rough patch is not the big picture.
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Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.
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I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.
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If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
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It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair.
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