I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He’s the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor’s wife right now.
ELLEN DEGENERESI’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
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Emote. It’s okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.
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Above all, I strive to be the best I can – to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.
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It’s hard when paparazzi are photographing every single thing you do. I’m sure a lot of people made mistakes – they just were not documented the way they are now.
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I don’t think I remember my first memory.
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Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we’re cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning.
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it’s okay again. That’s what meditation is to me.
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I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.
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My hair is always at its best in New York. I don’t know what’s in the water. It could be mousse.
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Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.
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It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair.
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I don’t really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.
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