First, I’ll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll just kill him.
EDWARD ALBEEI don’t like symbolism that hits you over the head. A symbol should not be a cymbal.
More Edward Albee Quotes
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One must let the play happen to one; one must let the mind loose to respond as it will, to receive impressions, to sense rather than know, to gather rather than immediately understand.
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Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it.
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There are always going to be more actors than anybody can ever use.
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I created myself, and I’ll attack anybody I feel like.
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Why we are here is an impenetrable question.
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The responsibility of the writer is to be a sort of demonic social critic — to present the world and people in it as he sees it and say, “Do you like it? If you don’t like it, change it.
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People often ask me how long it takes me to write a play, and I tell them ‘all of my life.’
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Maybe it’s a little more pertinent now since the whole concept of evolution is being questioned by the know-nothing Republican right. Yes, maybe the play’s a little more pertinent now.
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Martha: Truth or illusion, George; you don’t know the difference. George: No, but we must carry on as though we did. Martha: Amen.
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A writer is a controlled schizophrenic.
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Every monster was a man first.
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I have been both overpraised and under praised. I assume by the time I finish writing — and I plan to go on writing until I’m 90 or gaga it will all equal itself out.
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A lot of people are confused by “hello.” A lot of people are confused by a lot of things they shouldn’t be confused by.
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I find relatively little relationship between the work of art and the immediate critical response it gets.
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When a critic sets himself up as an arbiter of morality, a judge of the matter and not the manner of a work, he is no longer a critic; he is a censor.
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