Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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