The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Women and elephants never forget.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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