The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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