Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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