A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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