I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERI like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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