I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
DICK GREGORYMy belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don’t know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
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