It’s cool to be healthy.
DICK GREGORYIt was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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