I think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
DICK CAVETTEvery comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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I don’t think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience’s reaction is from another.
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