Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
DICK CAVETTLawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you’re stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, ‘Hey, you’re great! What’s your name again?’
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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Its fun for me to go on other folks talk shows. When youve endured the ups and downs and tensions and pitfalls of hosting, being a guest is a piece of angel food.
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History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?
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I don’t think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience’s reaction is from another.
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