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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.

Dick Cavett

I’m not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.
DICK CAVETT

Body Comedy Comic Myself
Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.
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Site Try Weapon Wish
The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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Anxiety Bear Dreams Emotion True
Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
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Category Depression Different Small True
I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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Hate Movie Myself
Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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Age Photograph Yourself
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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Intellectual Label Myself Understand
If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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Children Parents Yourself
When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’
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Appearance Count Death Show Talk Yourself
Great humorists are great insulters.
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Great Humor Insult
I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
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Comic Myself See Show Stand
I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
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Feeling Himself Man Old Wrong Young
I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me.
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Joke Myself Short Show Subject
The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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Death Myself Tolerance
I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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Haunt Home Live Myself
I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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Exercise Friendship Lost Maintenance Myself

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