The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
DICK CAVETTThe information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
DICK CAVETTAs long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
DICK CAVETTI always wanted to live in a haunted house.
DICK CAVETTThe brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
DICK CAVETTBy the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
DICK CAVETTThere should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
DICK CAVETTYou would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
DICK CAVETTA grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
DICK CAVETTAnything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
DICK CAVETTIf your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
DICK CAVETTI think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
DICK CAVETTIt’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
DICK CAVETTI’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
DICK CAVETTAn effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
DICK CAVETTIf I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
DICK CAVETTElectronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
DICK CAVETT