Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
DICK CAVETTThe greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.
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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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While other kids were out playing and doing healthy things, I read an ancient judo book with a neck hold that was fatal to so many people they finally dropped it from judo.
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I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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