The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
DAVE CHAPPELLENo matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEConstantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
DAVE CHAPPELLEYou know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
DAVE CHAPPELLERemember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThere’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
DAVE CHAPPELLEChivalry is dead. Women killed it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEStand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
DAVE CHAPPELLEComedy is a very approval-oriented field.
DAVE CHAPPELLEEveryone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
DAVE CHAPPELLEYou got to be careful of the company you keep.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIf you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
DAVE CHAPPELLE