I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIt seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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