You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
DAVE CHAPPELLEYou know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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