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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.

Dave Chappelle

I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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Enjoyment Feeling Goodness Life Live Ourselves
I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Angry Mad Myself Past Talk
They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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Commercial Difference Listening Money Myself Pay Taste
I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Care Issues Money Myself Work
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Answer Children Hands Old Phone Yourself
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Old People Right Yourself
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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Call Crazy Label Name
Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Bad Fame Greatness Horrible
One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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Change Drama Leap Money Oneself People
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Hard True Watch Yourself
There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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Feeling Stand
I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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Fantasy Myself
Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Kind Stand Yourself
I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Drama Fun Money Myself Show
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Enjoyment Myself Thinking Time
I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Myself People Positive

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