I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIf I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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