All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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