You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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