Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
DAVE CHAPPELLEBeing famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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