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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!

D. J. MacHale

Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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Boogyman Knows People
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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Meant Presses Thing Way
To write, you need to find what you love.
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Love Needs Writing
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Long May Thinking
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Adventure Life Ongoing
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Believe Evil Long
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two

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