“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
D. J. MACHALEI’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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