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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.

D. J. MacHale

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Fall War Wings
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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One Shattering Simple
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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Boogyman Knows People
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Believe Evil Long
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Adventure Life Ongoing
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Confused Light Men

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