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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.

D. J. MacHale

At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
D. J. MACHALE

Flats Sides Wall
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
D. J. MACHALE

Already Dead Graves
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
D. J. MACHALE

Accordions Allow People
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MACHALE

Hero Men Names
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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People Skeletons Sunblock
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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Boogyman Knows People
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
D. J. MACHALE

Confused Dinosaur People
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
D. J. MACHALE

Love Mark Press
Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
D. J. MACHALE

Meant Presses Thing Way
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
D. J. MACHALE

Murder Three Times
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
D. J. MACHALE

Adventure Life Ongoing
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Learned Mistake Promise
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Believe Evil Long
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
D. J. MACHALE

Sweet Together Victory

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