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D. J. MacHale

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Fall War Wings
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
To write, you need to find what you love.
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Love Needs Writing
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Beach Girl Jobs
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Confused Light Men
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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Boogyman Knows People
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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