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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.

D. J. MacHale

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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People Skeletons Sunblock
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Adventure Life Ongoing
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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Four Levers Special
The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Blood Leader Trying
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Flower Names Rose
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People

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