I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
D. J. MACHALEI have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
D. J. MACHALEMark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
D. J. MACHALEAja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MACHALEI’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALEI see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
D. J. MACHALEOh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALEMy life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
D. J. MACHALESiry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
D. J. MACHALEThe history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
D. J. MACHALESpader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
D. J. MACHALEI really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
D. J. MACHALEMine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
D. J. MACHALEI’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALEDo you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
D. J. MACHALEThere are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
D. J. MACHALETrolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
D. J. MACHALE