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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

D. J. MacHale

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Confused Light Men
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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Pendragon Reader
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Blood Leader Trying
I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Long May Thinking
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality

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