Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
D. J. MACHALEThere are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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