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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

D. J. MacHale

Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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Boogyman Knows People
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Adventure Life Ongoing
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Compassion Humility Pride
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Flower Names Rose
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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One Shattering Simple
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll

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