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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

D. J. MacHale

If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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People Skeletons Sunblock
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Compassion Humility Pride
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Adventure Life Ongoing
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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One Shattering Simple
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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Boogyman Knows People
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
D. J. MACHALE

Pendragon Reader
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
D. J. MACHALE

Adventure Challenges Way
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Beach Girl Jobs

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