Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
D. J. MACHALEI really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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