I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALEMark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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