I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
D. J. MACHALEMark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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