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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.

D. J. MacHale

If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Fall War Wings
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Confused Light Men
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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Different Jobs Soldier
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Compassion Humility Pride
I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Long May Thinking
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise

Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.

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