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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?

D. J. MacHale

I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
D. J. MACHALE

Love Mark Press
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
D. J. MACHALE

Already Dead Graves
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Beach Girl Jobs
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
D. J. MACHALE

Adventure Challenges Way
I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Four Levers Special
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
D. J. MACHALE

Compassion Humility Pride
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Learned Mistake Promise
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
D. J. MACHALE

Girlfriend Nice Reality
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
D. J. MACHALE

People Skeletons Sunblock
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Believe Evil Long

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