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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?

D. J. MacHale

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
To write, you need to find what you love.
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Love Needs Writing
The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Blood Leader Trying
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Confused Light Men
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Fall War Wings
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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Pendragon Reader
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves

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