“I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.”

Kids piercing themselves, piercing their tongues, what kind of masochism is that? Is it to show you can just take it?

I was always annoyed by too much explaining.

Everybody is looking for a reason to not to take responsibility for their own actions in hand.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

You see, in this world, there’s two kinds of people, my friend – those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

That’s the secret to a movie career – just keeping an open mind.

A lot of people are bored of all the political correctness.

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.

I haven’t killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way.

Nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot.

Aging can be fun if you lay back and enjoy it.

You spend your life training to be an actor, observing people’s characteristics so that you can design characters around what you’ve seen.

The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there’s nothing really to talk about.

A good man always knows his limitations.

Directing is more like you’re being a psychologist and you’re kind of analyzing the situation and evaluating each person for their idiosyncrasies.

Instead of calling everybody names, start being more understanding.

Your goal in life must be to always move higher and higher up the food chain, where you alone control the direction of your enterprise and depend on no one.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.

It’s not just that I love bacon so much; I feel like something about bacon reflects my personality. It’s salty and it’s bad for you and it’s delicious. I just love it so f – ing much, that’s why.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.

The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.

When I carried Tupac, when I was five months pregnant they put me back in jail, my bail was revoked. When my bail was revoked, I was not allowed to have my own food. I could only have what was there.