Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
CHARLES BARKLEYWe’re just playing basketball. It’s not like we’re going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
-
-
These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you’ll be successful, and that’s not fair.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
I don’t believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
I don’t care what people think. people are stupid.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
CHARLES BARKLEY