If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
CHARLES BARKLEYI came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.
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People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
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It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
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There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
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If you’re scarde to fail, you don’t deserve to be successful.
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You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.
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He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
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I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it’s about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.
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