Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
CHARLES BARKLEYI always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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My message is simple: take control of your life.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said ‘Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.’ And I said, ‘Mom, I’m rich.’
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I don’t believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.
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As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states’ cities.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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I’m not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.
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