If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
CHARLES BARKLEYKids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
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I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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I’m not paid to be a role model. I’m paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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Poor white people and poor black people just don’t know how much they have in common. Rich people don’t give a damn about either group.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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People say I eat a lot. I really don’t. More or less I just eat all the time.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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I don’t worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun.
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I’m really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it’s their own business. Because as a Black man, I think you’ve got to be against any form of discrimination.
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