There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
CHARLES BARKLEYI have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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My message is simple: take control of your life.
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
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I don’t care what people think. people are stupid.
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Just because you say something doesn’t make it controversial, and it doesn’t make you a bad person.
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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I don’t have time to put up with the politics. Who’s a Democrat? Who’s a Republican? Who’s liberal? Who’s conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed? Can these people get a good job? That’s what I’m concerned about.
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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