If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
CHARLES BARKLEYThis is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I’m not paid to be a role model. I’m paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out.
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Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they’re still poor.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states’ cities.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said ‘Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.’ And I said, ‘Mom, I’m rich.’
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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