Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
CHARLES BARKLEYThis is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that’s pretty cool.
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People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up.
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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