Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
CHARLES BARKLEYPeople always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I don’t worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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Being black or white isn’t an accomplishment. What you do with your life – or what you accomplish with your life – dictates what you should be proud of.
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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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I don’t think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
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