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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Bruce Willis

I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.
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Date Kind Myself Person Relationship
Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.
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Adoption Care Children Day Fall Hero Time
If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.
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Catch Himself Time
I think I’m much more afraid of making a mistake in raising my daughters than I would be with any work that I do, as an actor. It’s a much higher scale of fear, raising kids.
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Afraid Daughter Fear Mistake Myself Raise Scale Thinking
I always question whether it’s the right time for anything I do.
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Action Myself Question Right Time
Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it’s time to stop singing.
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Movie Myself Singing Stop Terrific Time
There’s a long history of all kinds of cop films… But all these films are really about the same thing: the good guys triumphing over the bad guys.
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Bad Goodness History Kind Movie Success Triumph
Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
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English Lady Language Myself Talk
I just have more fun when I get to try new things – and the action film genre has kind of painted itself into a corner, copied itself so many times and it has basically run out of bad buys.
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Action Basic Fun Myself Paint Time Try
I would say, ‘I’m alone, but I’m not lonely.’ But I was just kidding myself.
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Alone Lonely Myself
If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.
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Challenge Choice Comedy Entertainment Myself Reward Time
There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I’m not as well-known as I am here. I’m a pretty big star, folks – I don’t have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say.
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Country Myself Stardom Thinking World
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
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Experience Hands Open Ourselves
I’m staggered by the question of what it’s like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am.
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Myself Question Reminder
Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.
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Death Form Opinion Organization Religion
Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor’s mouth lately?
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Actor Heard Talk Word Yourself
There is nothing better than strolling down the beach the way God made you.
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Beach Better Feeling God Yourself
I’ve always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.
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Confidence Famous Myself Trouble
I’m always excited to be around other actors. I sometimes only get to work with myself, and it’s so tedious. I was so excited to go to work every day, and we ran into work every day.
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Actor Excitement Myself Run Work
Your kids need your love and attention, and being able to devote myself to them is very fulfilling. As I get older, spending time with my daughters makes things much easier. You learn to put your ego aside.
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Attention Children Ego Fulfill Love Old Time Yourself
You can’t undo the past but you can certainly not repeat it.
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Past Repeat Yourself
Die Hard 2 was okay. It was a little outside the template but it was okay, a hard movie to make technically. Did well at the box office. Successful.
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Death Hard Movie Success Technical Template
If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they’ve seen, then I question your judgment.
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Commitment Crime Question Thinking Yourself
I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.
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Laughter Life Ourselves Wake Up
At 25, you’ve got millions of brain cells to kill.
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Age Head Kill Time Yourself
What I say is what I say, I don’t always say the right thing, I don’t always say the politically correct thing. I don’t have any regrets about that.
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Myself Politics Regret Right Talk
But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad guys.
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Action Bad Movie Myself Weapon

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

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