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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.

Brendan Behan

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years

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