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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.

Brendan Behan

I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.

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