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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.

Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHAN

Deeds Forget Poor
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cost General Living Mind War
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Born Country Irish People Years
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Catholic Communist Dark
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Friendship Hurt Writing
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Prayer Results Scream
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Saint Theatre Two Years

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.

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