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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Brendan Behan

Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

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