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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

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