Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHANOther people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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