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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Brendan Behan

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

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