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Every cripple has his own way of walking.

Brendan Behan

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People

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