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Every cripple has his own way of walking.

Brendan Behan

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two

Every cripple has his own way of walking.

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