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Every cripple has his own way of walking.

Brendan Behan

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Saint Theatre Two Years
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Differences History Men
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor

Every cripple has his own way of walking.

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