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I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.

Brad Williams

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Country People Problem
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Issues Silly Trying
I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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Comedian Menus
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.
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Comedian Issues
I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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Guy Like People
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Comedy Country People Told
People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Done Hey People
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
I admire ventriloquists, because I can’t do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can’t do what they do.
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Mean might Now Then
It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
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Be Kind Nice People
Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
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Careers Knows Years
There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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Apart Haer Joke Skills Thinking
I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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Confusing Knows Opposites
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People

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