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I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.

Brad Williams

When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
BRAD WILLIAMS

Comedian Night Soldier
It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
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Be Kind Nice People
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Issues Silly Trying
It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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Comedian Confusing People
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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Asian Black People
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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Constant Love Show Television
I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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Guy Like People
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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Important Now Then Trying
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Comedy Country People Told
I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.
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Comedian Issues
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Done Hey People

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