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I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.

Brad Williams

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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Guy Like People
I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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Comedian Menus
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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Funny Guy Guy Want
Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
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Careers Knows Years
I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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Confusing Knows Opposites
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Issues Silly Trying
When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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Comedian Night Soldier
It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.
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Country Educated Extremely Laughing Silly
It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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Comedian Confusing People
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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Asian Black People
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Awe Comic Havens Things
I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.
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Comedian Issues
If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you’d be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
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Average League Thinking

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